Planet Connection - Member Profile

Y'all want to know about my life? Well, it all started in '09 where my mother shat me out with the force and power of 50 horses, and by that, I mean a little dirt bike with 50 horsepower pulled me out by my little hair. Just the one hair was so strong that it didn't break even though the bike was supposed to be doing 30mph. Yes, you're correct this did give me some hair on my chest even though I was just a newborn. After that, I strangled the dog to death because it stole the last of my beans, ironic because I loved that damn Bushes Beans dog. Anyway, message me if you want to know more otherwise why are you still here.